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Glass cutting board featuring a hot pink and black leopard print background. Centered on the board is a bold text box that reads: “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for stability. This is the larger size.
This image shows the corner of the cutting board to give an idea of the clean squared edge.
This image shows the cutting board displayed on the table with a knife placed beside it in anticipation of using the board to cut something.
The cutting board is beautiful enough to be displayed upright in the kitchen as a decorative piece. The cutting board is shown placed against a white brick wall.
The cutting board is displayed upright in the hands of a cook to convey its size. This is the larger version.
Glass cutting board featuring a hot pink and black leopard print background. Centered on the board is a bold text box that reads: “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for stability. This is the smaller size.
Glass cutting board featuring a hot pink and black leopard print background. Centered on the board is a bold text box that reads: “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for stability. This is the larger size.
This image shows the corner of the cutting board to give an idea of the clean squared edge.
This image shows the cutting board displayed on the table with a knife placed beside it in anticipation of using the board to cut something.
The cutting board is beautiful enough to be displayed upright in the kitchen as a decorative piece. The cutting board is shown placed against a white brick wall.
The cutting board is displayed upright in the hands of a cook to convey its size. This is the larger version.
Glass cutting board featuring a hot pink and black leopard print background. Centered on the board is a bold text box that reads: “I CAN COOK—IF I HAVE TO. But I Much Prefer A Spicy Read Over A Hot Meal.” Made from durable, textured tempered glass with non-slip rubber feet for stability. This is the smaller size.

Cooking Optional. Spicy Books Mandatory. – Glass Cutting Board (Free U.S. Shipping)

This unapologetically pink, wildly sassy, glass cutting board is made for readers who’d rather be elbows-deep in steamy pages than in dishes.

Sure, you can cook—but why, when your fictional harem is hot, ready, and doesn’t require preheating?

A five-star meal can’t hold a candle to a five-alarm smut scene.

Go ahead, order takeout. 

Product Features:

  • Double duty as a charcuterie board
  • Two sizes: 8 x 11 or 11 x 15
  • Sanitary tempered glass
  • Durable; scratch resistant
  • Anti-slip bottom
  • Hand wash only
  • Wipe with a damp cloth
  • Do Not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$34.99
$34.99
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Size: 8" x 11"

Shape: Rectangle

Sku: 30401594876635001745

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